windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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