chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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