Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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