i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I faked an abortion last night.
we made out on top of his cat.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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