So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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