I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
