she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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