How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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