True but thats because hes a fetus.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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