I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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