Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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