wat bout pragnant strippers??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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