so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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