i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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