brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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