I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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