What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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