One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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