You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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