end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
