we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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