we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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