If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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