my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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