I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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