How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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