i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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