he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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