i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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