I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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