I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
40s are totally the cure
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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