i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
