Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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