She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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