I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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