So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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