My boss' voice literally gives me gas
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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