Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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