I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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