she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I have already put on my inside pants.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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