Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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