love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
