Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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