Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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