If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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