Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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