Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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