You work out of a Hotel?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
