yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
