i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Randomize
