Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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