She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dignity is for republicans.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
