I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
did you just send me my own nude
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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