that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
