i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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