Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
